-------------------------------------------------- possible tylenol tuning : 75527 (mute and tickle between chords BANG BANG tickle tickle) 5550xx 054050 202230 054500 77700x 007770 5550xx 2220xx career philanthropist mr. ganger speaks, "my friends, I welcome you to Forest Peaks." and from his podium of pain relievers naproxen sodium for nonbelievers possible tylenol for christmas breaks it's unmistakable possible tylenol for sprains and aches (the periodic table) this exhibition hall is suit-and-tie (I'd rather dieee) possible tylenol is what he takes it's unmistakable his microphone has a signal-to-noise ratio exceeding tolerances (he's no Horatio) I'm sure my ears are bleeding, let me out of here why did I ever become a software engineer -------------------------------------------------- Extremities extremities tuning: 75435 000000 E? 055500 004300 000000 E? 055400 004300 032300 xx0034 555555 222000 032300 020300 000000 I can't really feel my extremities sayonara arms collecting dust like the 70s rearranged and packaged up for sleep I hid them in the cabinet Don't tell him what you have in it I'm talking to my silhouette and counting cards I can't recall the combination go get the hacksaw or smash it in frustration itemized and sorted there for me -------------------------------------------------- I think they're cleaning I think they're cleaning their eyes are crusted over from the dust they've revealed the ceiling bangs and buckles maybe they scrape their knuckles I think they're cleaning something tells me feather dusters fly and couch potatoes found and fried -------------------------------------------------- flood region when we enter the flood region I want you to be more careful you're part of my legion but I don't want to use the hair pull -------------------------------------------------- S-P-E-C-T-R-E 102030 022030 x02230 A G C 022030 A G C 022030 A C D C D did you play ghosts and goblins or ghouls and ghosts with tim follin and capcom knows how to animate 'em listen to my ultimatum S-P-E-C-T-R-E find out what it means to me 1992 and 3 turtles drawn all pixely NO MORE THREE DEE and mario in the ghost palace my fingers get one more callous And Mrs. Pac-Man wants to chase down Binky but Pac Man 3D was downright stinky S-C-E-P-T-R-E find out what it means to me 1992 and 3 bring back super smash tv NO MORE THREE DEE -------------------------------------------------- lasers in the night 53745 E/022200 G x54055 Am C 004430 E like lasers in the night i start a fight with anyone i see and my gaze is straight and infinite like the ocean lasers in the night made of pure light cutting through the sky lasers in the night my eyes are fixed i punch and kick -------------------------------------------------- weird game shows 0->E A x32030 (sometimes to x54050) 022003 D 002213 002200 karaoke on the 7 seas we're going cruising with the japanese take your tokens and your expertise they're kinda sore about the bomb so don't mention it, please the great ship nagasaki check out that cool disc jockey hirokazu iwosaki let's get some teryiaki count down now san ni ichi this cruise is totally peachy hey look it's ken koichi or is it fredrick neitzche there's all sorts of weird game shows like this one where there's a giant fire hose karaoke on the 7 seas we're going cruising with the japanese -------------------------------------------------- fake bulldozer F x02230 Am Em C 002200 Em Gtop end: F Em G-barre Am-barre fake bulldozer, I'm tough enough. I can take you out and rough you up. fake bulldozer, you're quarantined. take off your spacesuit and let me in if youuu control my mind please do so erotically a shake to seal the deal please acknowledge this verbally fake bulldozer your special sauce is just mayonnaise and pepper and arctic moss fake bulldozer I'm crushing you with my fingers like this I bid adieu -------------------------------------------------- Spark Chemical Fear spark chemical fear e -------------1--1--1--1---------------------------- a -2--2--1--1---------------------------------------- d --3--3--3--3--3--3--3--3--------------------------- g ---0--0--0--0--0--0--0--0-------------------------- b --------------------------------------------------- e --------------------------------------------------- 320xxx 650xxx 103xxx 035xxx? (other guitar while chorus plays) e --------------------------------------------------- a --------------------------------------------------- d -----3--------------------------------------------- g ---2-2--------------------------------------------- b -3-3----------------------------------------------- e -3------------------------------------------------- we'll spark chemical fear a semblance of rotary gardens are near the outset of honesty droplets infused through the bug in the hole in the bug in the hole in the bug in the hole in your ear... why are scientists here? we'll take all their test tubes and give them a rest while coercing them into experimentation on things that we used to hold dear don't you think it's strange how our clocks have run backwards for six and a half months and the air is as red as a terrorist riflery range home on the range with telescoping handles and cyanide candles home on the range with balkanized scandals and vulcanized anvils home on the range you never feel right 'till you're on the stovetop .. it's strange -------------------------------------------------- Ah Man On Fire 087068 044050 034050 304050 0A908A x55070 005680 002213 how did they do that and why didn't it burn down it seems impossible why didn't they drown why did the fire not hurt their bare skin touching flame they made their bodies go inert their faces stone became ah man on fire walking through the heat didn't need asbestos feet ah man on fire crawling through the blaze I rephrase in sev'ral ways ah man on fire standing in the flame what a shame I'll take the blame I set that fire crawling through the blaze I rephrase in sev'ral ways -------------------------------------------------- cancel the machinations D E G A(as G up) D E G A F Em D A bridge w/ x32030 and when you're looking for a song I'll turn around and wave "so-long" and use my divining rod to turn the microphone off pediatrics are where it's at I'll read the little kids "rat in the hat" Look at this marionette that mimics your every move you're like a skeleton when your patients are older than you eating only gelatin maybe you've got like one last tooth separating twins at birth at their skulls or their hipbone and for what it's worth I'm the best doctor ever known cancel the machinations or suggestive hip gyrations I want to see dr of torso near none I'm tending to the younger patients curing alla their infectations so none of that inappropriate stuff -------------------------------------------------- palindrome monks I'm punting on this one those palindrome monks are too obsessive with their ... lonely tylenol those lasagna hogs. eliot, was it your toilet I saw? -------------------------------------------------- all's well that ends tune 57545 (lowest two strings down two) 000xxx 0350xx 0240xx 3300xx 540xxx 0430xx 0420xx 3300xx->5500xx chorus: 570xxx AC0xxx 240xxx 7570xx 570007 AC000B 240050 7570xx fake (standard tuning) chorus: 3500xx 7900xx Em (maybe as 0200xx) 80A0xx intrepid force of reason Stephen Pearson walks the plank and as he sank into the ocean this is what he sang, "You'll be hearing from the journalism association," "This isn't what I'm saying, it's a misquotation." And with that apparent paradox he bit the dust The assemblage of pirates sold him farmland with a thrust asphxyation and Steve Pearson are now synonyms why is it when he's thrown in that he never swims.. Well, all's well that ends climbing up the side of Empire State just on a dare "That's dangerous," they warned him but he's all, "Au Contraire!" "Just give me suction foot things and a cigarette!" but they forgot to tighten up and check the safety net It's terminal velocity 'cos it's how fast you'll go but also 'cos it kills you when you land below And for all his yoga training and his clean-and-jerk Peter Washington has learned that suction concrete doesn't work Well, all's well that ends and when you see me smiling... that's the end and when you see me waving... that's the end and when you see me crying... that's the end and when you don't see me at all well that's the end and this ends