Tom 7 AAD #12: Image Gap Committee http://mp3.tom7.org/aad-12/ -------------------------------------------------- tune: drop d (both) Am C(open) 555000 .. sometimes to 333000 000230 x20034 x32035 550000 - - x30452 550000 - - x30053 my riding seat is smooth and sleek volkswagen is a mouthful and I'm driving 'cross the pacific sea and speakin in espanol liso y sedoso (smooth and silky) el soldador del arco (the arc welder) I try to keep my headphones on but the wind's at twenty thousand knots my round table has been withdrawn according to sir thanks-a-lot gusto magnifico y magico (magnificient and magic taste) todo rima en espanol (everything rhymes in spanish) caliente in the driver seat but I'm doing muy bien recognize me as I flag you down we'll be amigos again -------------------------------------------------- G A7 032030 Em7 032030 F x1023x (=Bm?) A In North Carolina there's nothin finer than Mount Mitchell you see It's no great wall of china but tallest in carolina and indeed in all of the east Big Tom Wilson stands to its north but he can hardly see forth over sixty six hundred feet if you're on the blue ridge parkway (except on christmas day) please try the mountains-to-sea? in north carolina I'm going to find ya revenge is so sweet -------------------------------------------------- let's pretend we're planarians maybe we'll learn a maze taking several days grind up your brain feed it to another worm re pro du uce sex u a lly or by transverse ru uh uh pture let's pretend we're planarians we're little tiny worms by eating brains we learn anchor yo-ur tail on some thing split in ha-alf and re gen erate I'm a planarian -------------------------------------------------- for spacing (normal tuning, Em ... G ... fly up to 507? then 355? something like that. then Em A7+ C ) use this one for spacing yes the one you're facing it's no special invention so cut the condescension please do the jingle-bell with all your personell I'm going coffee break. I'll try to sort out this mistake. use this one for spacing and this one for displacing tear through the packaging we need to use this thing -------------------------------------------------- capo 4 intro (chorus, just two fingers and pluck) A x30030 G(high e open) 100010 same, first three cords with pinky on 5e chorus: G(high e open) 504050 Em 100010 molten motherhood you can tell that she's no good wither gang of retched condescending brats her hair's a match stick pile and she's just watching while they're dancing on his desecrated grave and that's why she's a molten mom caterwauling with aplomb why she's a molten mom molten motherhood and I know she should turn herself over to the cops and get locked up medusa's prettier if I can use that word what will it take her to stop and that's why she's a molten mom caterwauling with aplomb why she's a molten mom -------------------------------------------------- image gap committee tune: partial-capo for setlist x02030 C G x02200 C C20000 030xxx G(top) Am G Am G Am G C20000 130xxx we've got an image gap the cool kids think our city sucks they get the hell out like it's dodge we'll form a committee that will commit to things we'll make this city hip with parlimentiary procedure I second that! We'll close the image gap! This image will be right next to whatever the gap was preventing it from touching! we've got an image gap check out all this crap that we've got planned for down-town pittsburgh who'll be the man-at-arms? what does he do again? and who the hell is taking minutes? Let the motion pass! We'll close the image gap! We'll ensure that things seem exactly as we want them to seem... -------------------------------------------------- drown impossible tuning. In the middle of the undertow the water's pulling you down sign marks the danger of the water's flow you're gonna drown life guard's hitting on some chick coast guard is unsure like quicksand it is really quick but saltier drown drown drown drown a gulp of water hits your lungs and you start to choke it feels a bit like being hung without the rope and now you're thinking of that band that you were gonna start your face ends face down in the sand and there goes your heart -------------------------------------------------- jacob's mole will take his toll he's got his eyesight back he's flying his union jack derivative flag (did you ever notice how australia and Tuvalu and several other countries have a little mini UK flag inside them? I hope the trend continues and future flags all have little Australian flags within the Neoaustralian flags and within the Post-neo-australian flag etc.) -------------------------------------------------- E B x46650 A (lose high finger) barres... e-style with index only on low e position: 2 5 E 7 upsetting the thief I left you a present (upsetting the thief) some cash is explosive (your flight will be brief) you're covered in dye (the cops on their way now) like some blue-man-group guy (if the trademarks allow) highway blockade and your tires have been shot out you're guilty beyond a reasonable doubt and there's the police chief do not pass 'go' upsetting the thief like a paintball grenade (thrown at your feet) your money's ruined (and so are your teeth) your dentist's calling (better head south) why did you put (those bills in your mouth) -------------------------------------------------- david tune: partial capo 5, leaving top two strings open C x02200 355400 G A x32030 one quarter real estate he's an excellent first mate and in navigation he's unmatched david david hurrah maybe I'll save you a spot It's hard to conjugate but his latin's really great my recommendation is attached -------------------------------------------------- tune: capo quite high, then something like C Em G A7+ A7 C/D G Gup runaway zeppelin stole all our hydrogen all elements with atomic number 1 are gone now and until we find that zeppelin we will not shower again unless oxygen is good enough how do I aim the satellite laser again? I'm gonna blast that airship from the sky please tell me why.. do we not just fly in planes? in the alternate future, where airships reign supreme we have to watch out for hydrogen piracy dry mouth dry hands hand me that lotion it may be abundant, but that doesn't make it free how do I aim... -------------------------------------------------- "elevator action" in an elevator have you ever seen, for serious, a hatch in the ceiling for elevator action have you ever climbed the cables did you ever see the jaws of life and do you feel ripped off that you're not getting the complete experience of elevator action did you ever fall so fast that your body floated up did you ever even score when they couldn't open the door? --------------------------------------------------