-------------------------------------------------- tune: drone e7 as 75434 main part is : 000200 000000 A x02230 000000 000003 000001 000000 550005 220003 -------------------------------------------------- tune: 50930 (way loose - not good for you) A7 - xxx040 x540xx x550xx x540xx 244000 5770xx x57700 A xxx077 xxx055 xxx044, xxx707 xxx505 xxx304 xxx000 you're not seriously considering wearing this, are you dear? like some fashion-crime recidivist retro-piece? are you "career"? but who am i to talk? muscle pants and an 8th grade space walk (moon) and I'm stars and stop and a glow-in the dark starwars tank top (wrestling) we're post "postness" now, which means we're not going somewhere anymore... and I've got your copy of the breakfast club on my tv room floor -------------------------------------------------- tell me now your name and I will write it down upon my list of people who I should not kill when I become magnificent and powerful and murder all the people who aren't on my list of people down whose names I took because I liked them at one time like I like you now don't you see that I'm not someone but I'll soon be FREEEEEEEE or something like that and you'll all know 'bout MEEEEEEEEE, I'm powerful and on my way to providence rhode island where my camper sits at times throughout the year, that is, when I'm not sailing in my Yacht, the 60-footer "S.S.S. His Majesty" so Ms. what-was-your- name again I promise that you want to be inside my little book you'll see at times I can be forgetful so even though I know your face now PLEEEEEEEEASE tell me your name and your number -------------------------------------------------- are you sure are you dashing are you allowing this to continue in different poses I repeat the same remarks and this exposes your personal story arcs but my crazy theories are scientifically unsound this TV series is in ultrasound surround are you sure are you twenty minutes long are you easily digested in different poses I repeat the same old phrase and this exposes who my actor portrays -------------------------------------------------- cactus hand was a mistake my marionette version of you was supposed to be more cute somehow it's got pointed everything please don't touch it unless you're immune cactus hands cholera in its manger my puppeteering job's in danger of being lost all because you're impossible to make an accurate figureine of, but it's not your fault I've got on my lead shield buuuut I don't sleep soundly I tried using handcuffs buuuuut it incessantly stalks me Industrial furnace buuuuut its fireproof I pledgee And I can't put my finger ooon Its cactus appendage -------------------------------------------------- one thousand water striders and health providers I'll have another please... don't coddle me you card-shark you gauntlet waster you've no need for perfect dark or supertasters misjudging the cattleprod's propensity for discharge I tackled the bailiff like a tugboat or steambarge -------------------------------------------------- A .. up hi barre: G A C Em -------------------------------------------------- boarding school: pc 4 -==-=-? main chord is 0320xx -------------------------------------------------- pc 6 -===-- x02020 x02030 133000 003210 540055 x34443 133000 003210 bridge: G A# G A# as 013300 codeine tornado If I had a quarter of a cent then I'd be able to pay you for one more time that I'm gonna say... I looked your air force in the mouth, and found it was nothing more than a sixty trillion dollar toupee I took your non-prescription dose, but the label was faulty and the safety seal was child's play Find my codeine tornado and my scuba gear find my lunchbox parade oh my deeeeaaaaarrrrr If I told you what I thought you'd owe me a penny which is four times what I needed earlier so give me a penny Find my codeine tornado and my scuba gear find my lunchbox grenade oh my deeeeaaaaarrrrr (extra: 013331 x1002x 1300xx G) -------------------------------------------------- advanced pc A --===- 3200xx 2000xx -2-20000 2000xx relative to 0: 1300 5700 x32030 320030 ... 2000xx (e-style barres at 3, 6) we've received advanced technology magical sorcery with electrons and light we've been blessed we're really impressed advanced beyond anything that we've seen enhanced with your future technology bewitched by its 3D computer screen we itch so let's examine machines and enrich (flip the ignition switch) we've received this circuit-board tapestry stiched in so very expensive cloth -------------------------------------------------- lebanon connection (first move 5770 around) 577600 3x560x 799700 x57700 she was lebanese she had great MP3s can you connect me please yes to tripoli the lebanon connection kidnapped my affection and she's missing now 4 million pounds was the ransom amount to be delivered without the police -------------------------------------------------- -------------------------------------------------- there's like, 23 bottles of seltzer water in your basement bunker for Y2K I'm pretty sure that seltzer's not just underwater cola just like I'm sure it doesn't cause e-bola though it's a cure for malaria or scurvy or something but I adore your terrorist-proof door code thumping I see at least twelve cans that are bulging from botulism You should start your own cosmetic-only Botox(R) clinc I'm pretty sure that your credit cards are safe from kevin mitnick in case of war you've got duct tape and a coke-sponsored picnic -------------------------------------------------- the proper typeface must not be ignored its use is compulsory by the branding control board the proper typeface is Tahoma bold and keep 8 millimeters from the CD cover's fold -------------------------------------------------- I'll be the headmaster for this boarding school adventure whitewash and some plaster you're servants I indenture free labor and tuition on top here's a bucket a broom and a mop I keep my class in a wrestling hold I just hope there're no rebels enrolled I'm Barbarino to your Welcome-Back-Kotter The rumor's I exploded my alma mater And I challenge your profit soverignity I want all these kiddies to work for me -------------------------------------------------- Everywhere you look he's got another book from amazon he's colored in the o's and e's and ripped out all the denoument He's even got your father's dissertation on Columbus day which he's damaged beyond repair not that I'd read it anyway sadistic archivist "fair use," he claims, but not like this! linguistic futurist "books are too static," he insists I saw on pay-per-view that reading causes chicken pox But from his paper view he said he doesn't trust that idiot box sadistic archivist .. -------------------------------------------------- pc 2 -==--= (a fruitful position!) 000000 C 010001 G 08A0xx 570xxx 680xxx 1300xx phat 0: 50700 bake tricycle and an icicle with bloodknot on top take out your pancreas you don't need that thing don't you tell me to stop smell that? that's carbon fiber on fire hear that? a hotter flame is required bake Tilex now it gives a smell like chem class back in high school remember that guy who thought he was so tough well his bike's burning now -------------------------------------------------- legalize ejector seats it's not like we'd be ejecting in the streets but sometimes I'm driving and I fly off of a cliff. I just can't get out of my car in such a jiff! legalize air bags on shirts it's not like I'd do it instead of work but sometimes I fall down and hit the ground with my face It'd be much more comfy, with an airbag in its place. --------------------------------------------------