-------------------------------------------------- she goes off at night 790, 0790, 570 (540, 570, ...) AC0 350 Em A 54050 32030 ... x02230 shee goes off at night you BELIEVE that right? so, girl, away from me, get AWAY and in my line-of-sight the crosshair's blinking can't find my Nicorette, what was I thinking? shee goes off at night you BELIEVE that right? but I've got a laser sight and an ITCHY trigger finger and in my green night vision the crosshair's blinking can't find my Rogaine, now, what was I thinking? -------------------------------------------------- the best of jill hives drop d and pc 2--===- 500005 002003 (2400-2500 030003)x2 000010 0 (xx0770, xx0770, xx0770, xx0770, xx0780, xx0000) 5550 2040 C 020 0=0 jill is allergic to somethin' in here affecting her dusting career but she's got skills on top of that like her phd from a top institution it's in trademark dilution and she drums like a baseball bat the best of jill hives ice cream and a milkshake a pipe dream and headache she got on a traaain... but she won't complain... the best of jill hives product placement on nightstand drums in the basement withstanding a quiet spell but not farewell.. jill was a lifeguard when she was thirteen her swimsuit was aquamarine and she once saved a dolphin's day or so she led herself to believe and on her unpaid leave she played drums every day the best of jill hives a frog in a raincoat a foxhole and sore throat she got on a traaain... but she won't complain... -------------------------------------------------- dead cloud "Dead cloud," said the parasol sailor and now I'm your new neighbor somehow he owes tons to his parachute tailor and he lives in a trailor and now he's got a dream that he'll some day walk inside a dream where he's paralyzed from the his neck down to his teeth lead anchors and distant cantanker and I'm an investment banker somehow marina's got lots of farina but I've been subpoenaed to make my appearance in court, and I have to pay support for the injury he sustained inside the dream all f-style barres, plucking: E E A E A E B A F# A -------------------------------------------------- mix up satellites pc 9--==-- 0240 0250 130 =30 x03210 x02010 C gTOP 130 -7-500 130 -4-200 the air has an appetite for signals, in my opinion I'm just quenching its thirst, you know, like a colonial west virginian ... mix up satellites and show them the moooooooooon I'll be all over fox and HBO soooooooon my dish has line of sight into space. (cuz that's where my house is) and i blast a gigawatt all over the place (that's what my gauss is) I'll be all over discovery and cinemax soooooonn.... -------------------------------------------------- tune: 75525 057777 xx0004 x02020 x320 054 2002 9090 5050 strap some staples on your overcoat we have to fasten on the safety boat despite my best intentions we have a useless invention and we might end up in jail the same one as the inventor of junk mail we'll patch it up with earthquake glue i don't know how to use it ... do you? despite my best inattention we have a useless invention -------------------------------------------------- beat your wings pc setlist(?) beat your wings and the summer bugs take flight a flower chainletter and lots of flesh to bite and hatch now from your larva shell and flap those tiny paper wings and sing hatching into the greatest little pond make those noises and the other bugs respond -------------------------------------------------- my kind of soldier tune 55455 (B down two frets) pc 5-=-=-= 000 2440 x02020 0210=0 -200000 =000 "Atoms away!" sister in a double play "Atoms away!" we do this kind of thing every day there's some kind of corridor hidden in here you're my kind of soldier and flight engineeeeeer and mankind will thank you if you drop the bomb "Atoms away!" said the pilot of Enola Gay "Atoms away" alone in his cowboy hat and charcoal grey... there's some kind of corridor where we'll disappear you're my kind of soldier and flight engineer -------------------------------------------------- main street wizards tune 75543 pc5---=== xx0002 0320 =30 x02030 x02020 0320 047 (570 =30) Main Street Wizards are scared of growing up scared of taking the coffee cup Main Street Wizards got a show to put on their savings have been withdrawn just remember to start the meter and play the clip and your seatbelt is fastened tightly around your hips... so that you won't slip. Main Street Wizards are tired of rolling up are tired of passengers with hiccups Main Street Wizards a yellow ride to work a smiling face for the wall street jerk -------------------------------------------------- apology in advance a e d f# chorus is like 130 240?? .. try I'm sorry about that basketweaving class I signed you up for and the heart attack that will result... My future sight's allowed by section 8 of the space code, there's no need to apologize but I will I'm really sorry how I sold you a spaceship that was gonna break up on its very first flight... thanks to our lobbyists it's legal now just like we knew it would there's no need to apologize but I will... -------------------------------------------------- My Son, My Scretary, My Country E A G A C Em C G C Em D my son, call the secretary I want to defect... I booked a flight I'm dying to get to Spain Crack open the good champagne... my son, call the supreme court I want citizenship... terminated -------------------------------------------------- Dirty Water I swam in dirty water with your daughter with your daughter And I kissed her and her sister Mister Pfister we played twister we played twister with whipped cream and it was a scream --------------------------------------------------\ I will replace you with machines It's your sad destiny thanks to me Is this the american dream? to become a robot? like in Superman 3? what now? you've got a head but you're not a man. you got ahead through my motorized plan. I'm not a surgeon but I've got the gift to make you a robot and extend your shift I think you know what this means I'll replace you with machines that's how it seems you won't be allowed in the company pool but you'll be twice as cool and so shiny -------------------------------------------------- i didn't mean to kill their queen or any of them actually they live in my bed and some in my head and now they're all dead courtesy of me dust mites invite 'em up up and up can I offer you a drink? dust mites i'm sorry to have to tell you this but I wiped out your colony you're so small and bleach just melts your carapace I'm so sorry but that's the way it is we just have to drink our bourbon and reminisce... -------------------------------------------------- secret star An = A barre with index at n, similar Fn verse A7 F5 A5 F7 chorus F5 F7 A7 F2 secret stars surrounding mars have astounded astronomers for centuries they won't reveal the embarassing ordeal (for fear of scientist penitentaries) but some plan to make an investigation observatories and colleges await their findings how will the astronomers' explanation (* account for wormholes and superstrings *) affect the Hubble's concentration? the board of scientific gross misconduct said that the movie "Red Mars" really sucked but hasn't addressed the problem of the secret stars... -------------------------------------------------- I want a pet a trophy mule in particular I wanna get something fast and vehicular scan my notes they describe the specifications a donkey goat that meets my expectations