-------------------------------------------------- AAD-22: Conditional Independence Day -------------------------------------------------- dioramarama Upon closer inspection, an extra credit project proves to be a sophisticated and manifold booby-trap. just when you thought it was safe to go back to the lion's den it was not just when you thought it was safe to get out of the fying pan it was not shoe box, oh hoh, dioramarama here we go speeding has killed the dooooodoooooodoo hoho just when you thought it was safe to save face with a parting shot it was not just just in case you still thought you could sing you can sing anything you can sing anything you can sing anything -------------------------------------------------- PC 002220 this works on average A svelte woman needs a trachaeotomy after shouting so many times at men who pick her up--literally. play G as 32 or 3200000 35 53 x22 132 054 052 x32 x30 G 054 052 x32 x30 G F 054 052 x32 x30 G 054 052 x32 x30 G F x02010 320000 D 130230 35 This works on average but this savagery is taking it outta me I can't eat cabbage since my trachaeotomy I only eat ice cream Just put me down put me down I don't mean euthanasia I mean just on the ground Not lethal injection no I just wanna be able to walk around fishing for scuttlebutt and taking a shuttle bus to my tracheotomy sing one last stanza and I stop at the taco stand for food for the surgery -------------------------------------------------- new york welcomes you An out-of-state visitor gets a rude reminder that ignorance of the law is no defense, but a lucky blunder allows him to escape--only to find himself embroiled in a life of crime. PC 2--===- x79980 (or ..7) 790700 (or 790070/790080) 570500 070500 0704 0302 0300 032 000000 133200 355400 x3003/x2003/x0203/x0003/x0023/x0003 D G (*2) 133200 355400 570500 200230 133200 355400 570500 0705.. and into that thing 8AA988/8AA900 3554 1332 =221 in the state of new york were you aware that they got a law makes it hard to talk in the car pay attention whatever you do ten and ... a quarter to two three hundred megajoules put it away hey put it away CDMA away hey you caught me driving on the phone you caught me whistling out the dial tone you got me winded on that road talking to someone I don't knowww in the state of new york I made a mistake but I got away the cop forgot to lock down the cop car pay citations when they're overdue ten and ... a quarter to two you saw me slipping from your hold you saw me rolling down the window you got me tucked into a roll carjacking someone I don't know you caught me driving on the phone you caught me whistling out the dial tone you got me winded on that road talking to someone I don't knowww -------------------------------------------------- post-glacial identity PC 2===-- An iceberg with anxiety disorder risks withdrawal pangs for a chance to feel again--but is the melting glacier a metaphor for the disintegration of a relationship, or is it the other way around? C xx010= Em 132 330/320 Em 132 332. Em 132 Am 460500 x35553 E(big) x02010 13000= i used to be ice in the sea but now I'm down and out and I still pine for my post-glacial identity oh to be free from this phase diagram but I'd still need benzodiazepam oh but now I'm hav-ing doubts and I still pine for my post-breakup anxiety -------------------------------------------------- Oddity pc 2-===== 4 -===-- Gtop C(open). C)open to 031000 350400 xx404x xx405x 8A0080 00A0C0/00000ish 350400 570500 Copen 031000 Chorus: Gtop Copen Am Cadd9open end with: Gtop Copen Am 0323/0322/0320 Given the wherewithal by watching VHS archives of their favorite childhood television shows, a young couple attempt unlicensed surgery to remove a vestigial craniopagus twin from their newborn child. calliope c'mon and set me free oh pinwheel you know just how I feel does it need (babies with oddities!) physical therapy? (and strange topologies!) geez, I know it's fine but it's tiiiiiime 'lectric company 120vAC count down to contact count on the social contract geez, outstretched my arm and did harm. Hey babe let's second chance it I read it in The Lancet -------------------------------------------------- Poison Control A cable installer unable upsell his customer to the extended package connives a complex long-term poisoning gambit--in an attempt to turn a later visit into a sexual encounter. PC 7--===- (below) (00 02 03)+, G repeat: (below) xxx000 xxx005 (above) Copen 032000 =22 -4-2. chorus: (Copen 200230 G F)+ -4-2 0-2 -2-2 -2-3 lemon in the eyewash I'm taking my pants off I'm not gonna sell you Lifetime melon salmonella chiffon and vanilla and this couldn't air on prime-time Bisphenol-A double trouble play on some other day (repeating) testing peppers promise me you'll always be alive testing peppers tie me up with category five promise me that you will almost die and I will be the reason you survive do you need help I can call for help poison control here let me hold your hand... whiskey in the cola tainted areloa I'm not gonna test your landline failed capriola doggie with victrola have another slice of key-lime -------------------------------------------------- Theme from LOST Writing co-credit: Laura Kennedy Galloway A flight from Australia crashes somewhere in the Pacific, and the passengers must fight to survive--but who are they fighting? When you're caught on an island 'cos someone crashed a plane surrounded by some strangers who complain, complain, complain you could sit there forever waiting on the ground or you could try to find yourself... in the lost and found and around here we know that Others will watch where we go inject us with drugs and burn somebody's boat LOST, when you need somebody LOST, when it's Damon Lindelof when you killed your dad but you don't know why and what's with this guy with the weird eyes? and why are they wearing this disguise? LOST, have another flashback LOST, and in this week's podcast scoff at the mild spoilers you can't be sure that anyone's headed to the shore they think you're all dead and what's more land's a bore.... -------------------------------------------------- EURion A clerical error leaves an important project sixty seconds shy of its intended length, but time stretch technology allows an impulsive recording to save the day at the last minute--literally. -------------------------------------------------- Conditional Independence Day A prodigious youth attempts a record-breaking marathon session of Dromedary Kong--but in his haughty carelessness is defeated on level 5. --------------------------------------------------