============================= Tom 7's 14 Dec 2008 AAD-23: sk7 or die!!! Lyrics and chords. http://mp3.tom7.org/aad-23/ ============================= -------------------------------------------------- contains lemon-lime taste idea with no natural-seeming flavors tune to open C (drop E down) openC AD0xxxx 507 Am 7A000 755 43 203210 ... loopy openC Were you aware that 99% of taste is the color of the food? because it's yellow I know that the flavor's supposed to be citrus-y but I laugh at the ersatz on behalf of the city I announce limon's pronounced 'limon' and it contains no ho ho real-seeming flavo ho hor the original citrus fruit containing 0% juice by nature natural produce so what's your excuse? C. australasica but it contains a real-seeming flavor -------------------------------------------------- Butter car tune open C pc 3-===== 03 02 002010 Am 25 7A =2/=3 002010 now that racing's dead, what are you gonna do? Personally I'm having fun spending my prizes and learning the drums I'm glad you asked cuz my new task is margarine derived soft enough to eat solid at room temperature but not at highway speeds in my butter car And I might just let you drive my butter car if afterwards you give me CPR and show me your emotional scars ... the carwash's closed, what are you gonna do? the shammy's soaked from sopping up the butter juice I'm glad you asked coz my new task is oils emulsified An eye for an eye but I for one can believe it's butter car -------------------------------------------------- Theme from costco tune drop big E as 2221... big D as 000232 twilly: 000BC0/000BA0 000BC0/000BA0 x70770 570070 000BC0/000BA0 x24030 020220 54040 (34040..) -------------------------------------------------- Some old coffee in the new coffee This man's job is to remind others to do their jobs. But one of these memos looks familiar... Capo 2, pc 4-===--, pc 6 --===- G Am7 Em up2, open up, Em G Am7 Em up2, open up, =24 C+2, C, Gbarre, Fbarre Em C+2 C Gbarre Bm F Am7 065740(then down) 003120 005050 .. something some new coffee in the old and that's not the only thing that's old politely the helvetica bold tells you to do what you're told discount's for everybody else please put the merchandise back on the shelf on the shelf for shelves I dreamt that I was on TV on the sense that the sheets were TVs And on the dream the prepositiin 'on' was 'in' and 'in' was 'on'... discount's for everybody else (a double coupon can't double itself!) please put the merchandise back on the shelf on the shelf for shelves I mean back in the shelf I mean go to hell In this dream hell means aisle twelve and in this dream twelve means seven -------------------------------------------------- sun beam melts ice girlfriend crazy ass tuning: 77545 (low two down 2?) + pc 5--===- 00 404 =2 (sometimes to =4) chorus: 50055x x2022 7077// 50056x 20023 7077 404 -2-2 -10 sun ray girlfriend made of ice ice beam boyfriend made of plasma, sugar and spice I'm being coy but it's a metaphor oppo- sites a- ttract but also they destroy and hating yourself is not the same thing as loving someone else right but water is itself a polar molecule so the ice ray takes some getting used to to you too Eye on ions and the other on the door in time anti matter doesn't matter any more and fooling yourself is not the same thing as knowing someone else -------------------------------------------------- Nurturing Parent v. State of Mississippi regular tuning, no capo! WHAT THE E ACCB00 577600 E ACCB00 79x700 577600 E Bm 3554 577600 2443 79x700 5776 (or something..) Wow totally changed this... to: E Bm Abarre F#major Abarre F#open B E ACCB00 577600 79x700 E Bm G/Bm A lawsuit was brought by the father of our lot and a hell of a thought it was Defended in court this 'ere negligence tort kept us from imported harm halloween candy can be vegetariand he will decide what's enough nurturing parent v. state of mississippi watch as he sues in cold blood This jelly bean contained melamine before we cleaned it the hell up we march through the land with our lawyers in hand and chomping on our vegan crunch halloween candy can be vegetariand he will decide what's enough I'm keeping handy the barcodes we scanned with fives UPCs I get free stuff nurturing parent v. state of mississippi watch as he sues in the buff... -------------------------------------------------- the gift of beer: the gift that keeps on giving for 45 minutes pc 1-=====, A-===-- relative to low capo: 244322, 000000, 577655(on high e: 8, C) then relative to high: 044 204 324/304 2004 0022 -400000 this holiday make 'beer' a verb and leave it a noun because it's a versatile word why'd you go shopping when you could be hopping along? take any sport and infuse it with wort and you could discover beer pong every birthday except for los primeros veinte make 'beer' an adverb describing the way you say -------------------------------------------------- investment banking is a myth pc 4-===-- 0021/0320/0021/0320/0021/0320/0020/0320... 35->57 100230->x00350 Am->xxxx0= 00 133200 35->57 100230->x00350 Am->xxxx0= 0022 132200/1332000 Were you aware that 99% of post-college degrees are useless? GREs are stressin' you out 4.0 and eagle scout I recommend him for this job there is just the tiniest prob lem my degree wasn't free and NOW you're telling me ... struggled with graveyard shift investment banking is a myth (no one's gonna find out no one's gonna find out) now You were gonna have a nice place You would have to shave your face maybe make it to second base but in time I'll decide to read the classifieds and revise, resubmit, investment banking is a myth (no one's gonna find out no one's gonna find out) now -------------------------------------------------- a for amateur pc 2-===-- 0044 0042 C 00021= D (or ..0320) (alt. w/ open) 004400 04020 ... 355400 790700/790799/790700 .. =2010 =201002 (quick open)->3202 your printout's wrong and legal paper's too long PC-LOAD IT all day like it says in the tray is this your first time? with paper this size? well you get an A, A4 amateur It's what Colombians use and the Germans and French Guys too let me tell you the formula based on the square root of two is this your first time? with paper this size? well you're making the grade and you get an A a for amateur seen this one B4 a for "am mature"