================================================== AAD #25. everylyyly everyy must it & & than an ================================================== 1. My brother's cat, which is called Dr. Turtledog, Ph.D. PC 2-=====, drop d (open C sound) 030030 0310xx (222 555) catch her wallowing scratching everything in sight animosity killed the catnip toy tonight well, all right use your buzzer ring in, if you know the clue beat the others answer quick before they do or let's ask dr. turtledog, Ph.D. caterwaul trash can wars are on outside double jeopardy turtledog takes one in stride and besides, press your buzzer ring in before the timer ends use your option to consult an expert friend I choose to call dr. turtledog, Ph.D. 2. A mundane baking event that became a dessastert/confectastrophe-level incident std tuning. obvious: 577655 x466544 355433 E etc. I overheard the following distressing words where are big bowls? And I'm like what the fuck I thought my bowls were big enough to fit any kind of de-ssert there was an overflow of cocoa and he said it's gonna blow it was dessastert a confectastrophe a mixer mix-up a mix mixer mix-up of the first degree police confirmed the following distressing words where are big bowls? And with my statement took I take another look at what we cooked 3. Wrecking the ghostlines PC 4--===- opening verse and similar pattern for E -0-0-------0-0-0-0-0-0-0---1-1----------3---------------------- a -----------3--3-3-3-3-3----3---3-3------5---------------------- d --0-0---------5-5-4-4-4-----------------0---------------------- g --5-5-------0-0-0-0-0-0-----2-2-2-2-----4/5-------------------- b ------------5-----------------0-1-5-----0---------------------- e ----------------------------------------0---------------------- chorus: 570500, 8090a0, x57765/x57760, x07050 to: 350400, F pattern I'll take another year of fleeting comfort here wrecking the ghostlines brother heard the plane was discovered a card I never sent not like I even meant to well that's the sentiment you get when you forget you forget a month with headphones on who said we live too long? wrecking the ghostlines brother the bodies not recovered the balance never spent not like I ever need to well that's the sentiment you get 4. Watermelon Town, technically Watermelon Township capo 3 e 244422 (x02223 or x02233 or x02033,etc.) to A Then: E -00--------- a -3-45-54~--- d -3---5------ g -2---------- b ------------ e ------------ ~ 2-3 bends, aggressive tension: E -7---------- a -9---------- d -9--67976~-- g -8---------- b -0---------- e -0---------- 577600 -> A thing E don't trust the weatherman I said that dude is dead to us now ... in watermelon town let's take the scenic route instead bridge is out one of my favorite sounds in watermelon town I'll turn this radio around put it on AM the FM tower's down in watermelon town 5. sane clown posse !? PC 2-===== tune g and b down: 000000 577600 x35553 xa/x9/xa/x9 x0 0x 8a08x0 35030x (or xx50xx arpeggio) 8a08x0 35030x end: a0b0c0 054030 it helps to know your way around it helps to know the way to sell an ounce when it counts hot interrobang (it counts) when it counts hot interrobang 't helps to throw your weight around it helps to know the sanest clown when it counts hot interrobang ooooo it helps to type the whole thing out IT HELPS TO HOLD THE SHIFT KEY DOWN !? hot interrobang hot interrobang 6. Regretted purchase PC 4-===== and 6-====- tune low e down xx2222 020000 Fbarre 055400 Fbarre plus xxxx5 xxx5x C->020000 355433 Fbarre 020000 aced your serve about "face" it doesn't suit you hey what nerve you scared me kibbles 'n bitless first is the worst second one is just as bad I'm not rehearsed Didn't want to be a daaad hey surprise baby's got your eyes that disguise won't fool the child support guys first is the worst third's the one with the hairy chest I'm unrehearsed Should have never bought that pregnancy test Should have left that thing at the store 7. nintendo only 9. Once upon a tonic clonic 80s dance beat mode You must be hard of hearing cuz the cop's been on your ass since 1983 You make it hard to be with you when all you do is laugh then cry yourself to sleep once upon a tonic-clonic I search terms of endearment to articulate my fears as the tape rewinds you make it hard to tell when you've got something in your ears or something on your mind I needed something fragile you sold me yours looked me in the eyeball and swallowed the poison pill it wasn't so special Speed-dialed 911 and watched the skyhook now that I know the drill you want another psychopathic boyfriend in your past? well you can count on me you couldn't take the tension but all you had to do was ask and take a dramamine 10. Prophet solves the case (it was easy) std tuning 075 300 Am 8a9 0b 0c 0b. x04 x06 x04. xx02 xx04 xx02. 3300 (sometimes to 320) second guitar plays wandering solo eg in first part E ------------------- a --------------55h7- d -5555579a97555----- g ------------------- b ------------------- e ------------------- west end on may first handgun in the dumpster we lit fireworks yes just having fun, sir Depicting the prophet at last he was a gumshoe with pipe and magnifying glass and prison tattoo 11. Mr. Natural vs. the Clothes Fascist nintendo the day you told me I have to wear clothes 'twas like a punch right in my nose el presidente sure's not getting my vote everyone must wear clothes I demand it that mr. natural can choke on clothes even in the privacy of his own home well this is war well this is war choose your side mr. natural? or the clothes fascist? the clothes fascist? the clothes ... fascist? yeah 12. Why we don't allow eleven year-olds to run mining operations PC 4--===- tune (open): 58544 (low ea down 3, high e down 1) muted: E -x00x00x00x0x0---xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx---------- a -3xx3xx3xx3x3x---00000000000000000000000000000000---------- d -----------------23200023200023207005003002002320---------- g ----------------------------------------------------------- b ----------------------------------------------------------- e ----------------------------------------------------------- 355400 Fbarre C (with strumming pattern from muted) chorus: big 070650 355433 then: E -xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx-- a -0000000000000000000-- d -4542 24540 04542-- g ---------------------- b ---------------------- e ---------------------- and on the last one, instead, x03211 An eleven year-old girl inherits a mining operation and due to a loophole in Pennsylvania mining code, cannot be prosecuted for negligence. who lit a flare? like we need more perchlorate in the air and their cana-ry's in a thousand pieces everywhere it's not fair that she's up theeerreee and we're gonna die underground | she got control of that mine | when not much older than this box wine | | her father told her 'bout the TNT line and its redesign | but she said | | safety's the worst | profits come first | blast through that earth! then a flood cold water fills the cracks and rises up john's in troub-le he's got an infection of the blood tough stuff scepticaemia we're gonna die underground .. cordite supply .. could not be found responsible could not be tried as an adult safety's the worst could not be held liable profits come first blow up the earth