|1. Post-Glacial Identity|
An iceberg with anxiety disorder risks withdrawal pangs for a chance
to feel again—but is the melting glacier a metaphor for the
disintegration of a relationship, or is it the other way around?
Given the wherewithal by watching VHS archives of their favorite
childhood television shows, a young couple attempt unlicensed surgery
to remove a vestigial craniopagus twin from their newborn child.
|3. New York Welcomes You|
An out-of-state visitor gets a rude reminder that ignorance of the law
is no defense, but a lucky blunder allows him to escape—only to find
himself embroiled in a life of crime.
|4. Theme from LOST|
A flight from Australia crashes somewhere in the Pacific, and the
passengers must fight to survive—but who are they fighting?
A clerical error leaves an important project sixty seconds shy of its
intended length, but time stretch technology allows an impulsive
recording to save the day at the last minute—literally.
|6. This Works on Average|
A svelte woman needs a tracheotomy after shouting so many times
at men who pick her up—literally.
|7. Conditional Independence Day|
A prodigious youth attempts a record-breaking marathon session of
Dromedary Kong—but in his haughty carelessness is defeated on level
Upon closer inspection, an extra credit project proves to be a
sophisticated and manifold booby-trap.
|9. Poison Control|
A cable installer unable upsell his customer to the extended package
connives a complex long-term poisoning gambit—in an attempt to turn a
later visit into a sexual encounter.